haha. My blog will probably come up as porn now.
Dear Olive Garden, Do you know how hard it is to find a freakin oxford shirt in the middle of the summer?!? If you weren't so damn picky I wouldn't have had to spend a billion hours looking. Other than that ...I'm so super stoked to work for you. lol. YAY!!!!!! And I had a wonderful time at training today! I'm so super pumped.
Dear Boyfriend, love your face. Remember last week when I was being crazy and you said my period was gonna start soon and I argued with you...guess what I WAS RIGHT! I'm just a hot crazy emotional mess sometimes. My bad and thanks for loving me through it. =)
|I'm sure this is how he felt. Except not a bitch!|
Dear Period, two things a) thanks for proving I was right. That was sweet of you. b) Thanks for proving that sometimes I'm just a crazy loon. Yeah, that wasn't so nice. See ya next week ;)
Dear Teagan, You're mine for the week!!!!!!!! Woot woot. I missed your pretty little face. And as soon as you got home today you passed out. No fun for mama. Oh, and I got a bathing suit (gasp) just for you! We're gonna go to the "big pool". =)
Dear Readers, love your faces guys. I don't really feel like posting somedays but I push through because I think that you really want to read my bullshit. Hahahaha. I know. I'm hilarious.
Dear Self, you learned that you really hate your weight and size yesterday. Now wtf are you gonna do about it? I'm sure the BK didn't help. Lifestyle changes yo! Get on that shiz. Like 2 years ago would have been nice.
Dear Franns, I miss you guys. I know I'm not around much right now and I feel terrible for it. I've been in hiding for some reasons and I don't want to post them on this here blog. I promise soon I'll be back to my old self.
Dear Auntie, I love you very much. And life is hard right now. But I'm here. Please talk to me! And I'll do anything to make you smile. =)
Dear Trixie, I love you. I really do. Why are you being so needy though? Has the new routine with the little person stressed you out? I'm sorry if it has. I do love when you're needy though, because I loooovvveee cuddling with you.
|Laying on her blanket after she freaked out because I washed it.|
Dear Pinterest, Seriously, what is your deal today? I've been trying to look at you because I didn't get my fix all day. And all you keep saying is "Error 502". Please don't get on my bad side. It's been 15 minutes!!! WTF?
Like this? Link Up!
Think it's hilarious? Read more!