Friday's Letters

I made it through my 5th Halloween as a mom. It never gets any easier if you're wondering. I always feel like a 98 year old woman after it's all said and done. But it's fucking Halloween so it worth it!

Let's get to the letters.

Dear Teagan, last night was our first time "offically" trick-or-treating. And I loved it. Yes, you wore me out. Yes, you drove me a little crazy. But you had so much fun and that's what matters. Next year, we'll do even more and do it even bigger. Thanks for an awesome night. Love you bunches.

Dear Commenters, I promise I'm not ignoring you. I promise. I have a billion e-mails that need to be answered but every time I start I get over whelmed. I just need a day off to do all the blog things.

Dear Anxiety, you've been getting the best of me for about a month and a half now. I haven't told anybody until this week. I think I drove my mom crazy with my freak out about Christmas. I'm not prepared in any way. I don't even have a clue what I'm getting my daughter. Ugh.

Dear Work, I'm pretty sure you hate me. I know I've been absent a lot but that's all about to change. And since I'll be there more, that means I'm gonna need you to um ya know...get busier. It's been way too slow and momma needs Christmas monies please!

Dear No Shave November, well hello. My boyfriend has a completely bald face right now and I can't say I love it. Nope, not at all. I need his beard back please. Shannon and I are OG beard lovers so now I feel like I'm fronting. psh. I'd say this means I don't have to shave my legs, but please, I haven't' done that in months.

Dear Weekend, you're my last weekend off. I'm ready to celebrate like no other. Why am I celebrating you ask? Well...

Dear Auntie, happy 50th birthday!!! I know that you're not really that old. Ok, maybe you are but you've never acted like it and I admire that. I'm ready to celebrate with you and have way too much fun! Plus, we get an extra hour of drinking. Woop woop. The bars close in OK at 2. We're going out Saturday night, the same night as the time change so when it hits 2, it's really only 1. I love you so much. =)

Linking up with Whit too. Blake played DJ last night and played this jam. I say that it's on T.I.'s best cd ever. Enjoy.

Drink A Beer

Dear Weekend, Thanks for showing up but you can just keep moving on. I work doubles all weekend. Womp Womp. I haven't worked all weekend long in a long while. And Erntefest is this weekend and I don't know if I can go. But I really wanna.

Dear Work, let's make some of that money ok! I need it. Oh, and thanks for acting like I was going to get my vacation check. Yeah, I didn't. I'm pretty irritated about that.

Dear Blog, we're in a rut this week. That's ok. Just gotta get out of it.

Dear Fantasy Football, you and I need to talk. You need to tell me what website to go to so I know what in the hell I'm looking for. I read Sarah's post but still, I need more. It seemed so much easier last year when manfriend was doing it.

Dear Blog Friends, I love you dearly. Sure do. Sorry if stuff around here is stale. It happens. Keep sticking around. I'm sure it'll be over soon.

Dear Luke Bryan, Thanks for the new album. I love it. But let's stick to singing, that rapping business you try is just not you. Leave it to Blake or the rappers. And announce your new tour dates already. I'm waiting mister!

Dear Target, Now that the kiddies are back at school I can shop in peace. I can't wait.

Dear Fall, I'm ready. I know I keep saying this. I only keep saying it because well I just want you to be here faster. Leggings, sweaters, boots, hot cider, pumpkin everything! And the holidays that you bring, the best! Please hurry now. This teasing shit where it's 55 in the morning and then 80 in the afternoon is for the birds.

Dear Pumking Beer, I'm so ready to try you. Thanks to my sweet bloggy friend Megan my dreams will come true!

And of course, it's time to #backthatazz up with Whitsicle!

Since Mr. Bryan decided to drop his album this week, I'll leave you with one of the good ones. If somebody would like to upload their album to grooveshark that would be awesome. I was going to but the itunes on my computer is stupid. It doesn't even have half of the songs I've bought from them in my library on my computer. Anybody know how to fix that?? Do I just need to sync them up again?

Born to be Famous

I haven't done Friday's Letters in awhile so I thought that's what I'd do for today! Let's just get to it.

Dear Work, I'm really happy you guys have decided to let me serve but really disappointed with the fact that we hired that girl. I guess I'll put on my big girl panties and deal with it though. I have no choice. 

Dear Weekend, It's Memorial Day weekend and I hope to go visit those I've lost. It will be therapeutic. Also, I work doubles Friday and Saturday but I'm off on Sunday. That never happens. 

Dear Not-So-Little Girl, I love you so much. I'm gonna miss you while you're gone with your grammy. I know you'll have fun though. Unfortunately our summer visitation schedule starts and I have to share you more than I'm used to. Womp womp. 

she picked her own outfit...born to be famous, yes she is

Dear Customers, You've been assholes lately. Please stop. I don't understand why you get offended at a table I seat you at. And then when I offer you a different table you get your panties in a wad and huff and puff "no, this is fine." Whatever. 

Dear Blake, I'm so happy you got a job! And it's one that you want. I know you'll do great because you're you. And you're really good at sales/telemarketing. I love you. Also, I'm sorry about Max. I know you loved him so much. I just don't know what to say.

Dear Trixie, Little dog, I love the shit out of you. However, I told you not to get used to Mimi being home all day. That she was gonna get a job. And you got used to it and ignored me all the time. RUDE. But you're coming back around now. You're my best friend. True story. And I miss cuddling with you. 

Dear Blog Loves, Happy Friday!! Thanks for being here for me all the time. You're too sweet. And I love you guys. Reading blogs is the best time suck ever. True story.  

And since I'm blogging on a Friday for the first time in like ever...of course I have to link up to Whitty's #backthatazzup Friday

I've been obsessing over this song for like a week now. I know it's not new, but right now I can't get enough of it. Have you ever looked up the lyrics? Shit is all over the place!

Titles Suck

Good morning cupcakes. I hope you all have a wonderful Friday!

First things first, I'm linking up with Whitney for #backthatazzup Friday. We were on Twitter yesterday talking about what song I might use. I definitely had to use what we talked about. It was just perfect. How about some SSSSSSS Club! What did the S stand for anyway? Anybody care to refresh me. If this doesn't make you feel like 12 year old again, then I don't know what will. Back when ABC Family played good programming. Not that PLL or Secret Life crap. And yes, I do watch Secret Life, it's so bad. 

Dear Trixie, I missed you so very much while I was gone. And yesterday when I came home it was obvious you missed me. It made my heart hurt a little to leave you again. OK, a lot. I love you little dog and I just wanna squeeze you and lay under the blankies and watch tv all day. Hopefully soon.

Dear Spring, Did you forget that you arrived on the 20? Did Winter bully you into letting her stay? Well if she did you better go talk to Mother Nature and let her fix this shit. We were all counting on you and now we're kinda irritated. But if it wasn't your fault you can show your head like anytime now! K thanks.

Source: Angela on Pinterest

Dear Blake, I missed you while I was gone. But I think you missed me more. And that makes me smile. =) It's nice to know that somebody really does miss you when you're gone. I love you. Thanks for everything!

Dear Teagan, Little girl I miss you already. I hope that you're having a good time still! I'm sure that grammy is spoiling you like crazy. Wouldn't surprise me. Come home soon k?

Dear Work,  We need to become best friends and real quick like. I get to spend today and all weekend working doubles. Please be easy on me. I want a smooth night tonight to set up for the weekend.

Dear Lovelies, Thanks for reading my blog. It really means a lot. I just like y'all so much. I love getting to know new people and most of you are cooler than the people I meet in real life. Whyyyyy can't we all live so close together?? Why???

That's all! Love your faces and stuff.

Friday's Letters

It's Friday...I'm off this whole freaking weekend. Wanna know why...I get to go see Luke Bryan tomorrow for my birthday. Yep, my birthday was over a week ago but I didn't have a get together because I wanted to save money for this. I'm so super duper excited. It's going to be myself, Blake, Momma, and my Auntie! We weren't sure if she could go since her surgery was on my birthday but on Wednesday we got the ok. I can't freaking wait.

Dear Friday, I'm so happy to finally see you. After 8 days of work you're the bright light at the end of the tunnel. We have a super day planned. I'm going to lunch with dad, buying myself a new shirt, getting the hair done, and eyebrows waxed. Gotta look hot for this weekend. Ya know, I may not come back. Luke might ask me to marry him.

Dear Luke, Gahhh I'm so excited for you. You're openers aren't that exciting to me but I won't turn down seeing a band live. I'll be shaking it for you so hopefully you notice and whisk me away.

Dear Boyfriend, I know that you aren't a country music fan but thank you so much for coming with me. I'm ready to get my drink on and sing sweet country songs to you all night. And please don't get too jealous. I still love you the mostest.

Dear Momma, I'm so happy you're coming. I haven't been to a concert with you since Sugar Ray. I was like 9. Don't mind me getting my drink on. That's what concerts are for. Thanks for coming with!

Dear Auntie, I don't even know where to start. I haven't told blog world about your amazing news so I guess I'll share now. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING CANCER FREE! You did it. I'm so incredibly proud of you. You've been so strong and I admire that. And I'm excited you get to come with me. We bought the tickets so long ago, and this cancer shit almost interfered. Not now. =)

Dear Self, Have fun this weekend! Live a little. You deserve this. It's been awhile since you could let lose so do it. Don't over plan and just go with the flow. Don't fight it. It will all work out. We do need to get on the working out train though. come on girl. I know you can do it.

Dear Happiness Project, I started you over a week ago and haven't picked you up since. I even marked in you. That's a big deal for me. I'm ready to pick you up and start my own happiness project.

Dear Cupcakes, That would be you reading this - thanks so much. I love your face. I haven't been a very good blogger lately but you guys still choose to stick around. I love blogland. Have a great weekend, I know I will!

Books & Letters

Last year, I did my first ever blogger swap. And I loved it! Ever since then I've been addicted to them but, as I said in my resolution post, I have to slow down on them.

This month I'm taking on the Books 'n Bloggers Swap hosted by the fabulous Miss Angie and Beth who came together to create Chaotic Goddess Swaps. This was the first swap I did and I got Angie herself as my swap partner. So of course, when I saw it was time to do the swap again, I was in.

The premise is real simple. You buy 3 books for your partner, one of your favorites, one that is on their wishlist (which is provided), and a book that you've never read that you think your partner would like!


So go sign up, maybe we can be partners!  And I have some Friday's Letters for you guys. Because blogger block is still in charge of my mind, but it's slowly fading.  Dear Boyfriend, I love you. Love love love you. Sorry for the mushyness but we're just so good right now. It feels amazing, no petty fights, no big fights, just peace, fun, and love between us. Can't get much better.  Dear School, You start Monday, however I don't go until Tuesday. And while I'm excited for you for the time being, give it a good four weeks and we'll be enemies again. At least I'm taking some fun classes and have an awesome schedule. I can't complain.  Dear Teagan, I miss you. This is my weekend with you and I'm going to spend at least 10 hours at work tomorrow. Boo. But on Sunday I don't work until 5. Which is a pointless time to go in but whatever. I just want you and me to hangout and do whatever you want to do.  Dear Car, I can't wait until this love/hate relationship between us is over. I hate that you have so many problems and cost me an outrageous amount of money for being such a piece of shit. I love how beautiful you are. Red and so pretty. You're very me on the outside and I love it. But I just can't handle you anymore. I have to get a new one.  Dear Job, BLAHHHHHHHH. I'm not feeling you lately. Could be because I don't have any more days off to look forward to. Could be because I can't get a decent paycheck to save any damn money. But I love most of the people I work with. I've made great friends =) Dear Tv, Thank you for coming back! I'll be doing a post Monday on what I'm most happy to see. I can sit on my ass and lose my mind in some tv. Mhm!  Dear Blog World, I love you to pieces! Thank you for giving me a hobby. I love my relationships with my bloggy friends. Those girls mean a lot to me and you all crack me up. I love your faces!

I'm linking up with Ashley at The Sweet Season.

Friday's Letters

If yesterday could have been Friday that would have been great. Because today isn't starting off to good. I feel like it should be Monday with the bullshit I'm feeling today. I decided that I'll do some Friday's Letters because of my crabby mood. I wanted to show you guys my awesome Christmas decorations but I want to be in a good mood for that. I don't like to be a grinch.

Dear Bloggy Friends, Wow. You guys are awesome. I love that I have people I can turn to whenever I need to. We've never met but I feel like we know each other so well. Thank you wonderful ladies! Love your face and someday...we will meet!

Dear Friday, I'm actually not excited for you. Normally you bring me some peace and comfort but all you've brought to the table today are money troubles. Thanks for that.

Dear Bank Account, Please just magically multiply yourself this month. I mean I'm not asking for much. It's December and I delight in buying gifts for people. You're making that hard.

Dear Job, I could really use some more hours. Blah. I worked all of two hours on Tuesday...that's not gonna get me very far. And I'm ready for a weekend off again. I know that's when I make the most but I really enjoy them.

Dear Boyfriend, Love you. But we need to decide if you're going to help me with some of these gifts. Like yesterday. I can't wait much longer. And remember when you said you'd pay for my hair...please please please make it sooner rather than later. I wanna look hot for Christmas and your work Christmas party. Love you =) You're the best. And stop worrying about your job. Everything will work out!

Dear Christmas, I say this every year but seriously, in 2013 I'm opening up a Christmas account. I have to. Maybe it will make things run smoother! But I am seriously excited for you. Yep yep yep. I love Christmas!

Dear School, you suck. The end.

Have a great weekend guys. If you need me, I'll be seating people at Olive Garden =)

Letters for Friday

It's been awhile since we've done Friday's Letters soooo why not?

Dear Boyfriend, I don't like the x-box. I love you though so I put up with it. Please find a new toy. lol. Sunday better not be spent attached to that thing. I'll karate chop you. 

Dear Paychecks, Why can't you multiply before you hit my account. I'd like you more than I already do. Pretty pretty please??

Dear Teagan, Girllll...you missed three days of school last week, didn't have school on Monday, missed school today, and you don't have school next week. Jeeeez! It's a good thing it's only preschool.  Oh and I will miss you while you're gone next week. =( Have fun seeing auntie though!

Dear Work, Let's just get through tonight and the double tomorrow. PLEASE take it easy on me. But make it go by fast. I'm off Sunday and I'm ready to relax.

Dear Sunday, I say relax but that isn't going to happen. I've got a lot of homework to catch up on. So please go by rather slowly k! 

Dear Thanksgiving, Ahh you're less than a week away. Come on and get here because I need an excuses to do nothing. Not even blog. Can't wait for you! I get to see my family and munch out! What's better than that? Oh and then you're followed by a day of cheap cheap shopping. Hells yes. 

Dear School, I'm so over you. So over you. Blah. 

Dear Weekend, I wish I could be more excited about you. True story. 

Dear Blog Friends, I love your faces! You guys rock and I love hearing from you. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend full of excitingness that doesn't include working! Kisses!

I couldn't find the friday's letters button. but this takes you there!  I think this is appropriate today. But just remember I do love him and this is a joke!

Source: someecards.com via Miss Angie on Pinterest

How About Some Letters

I took a break yesterday. I just am in a funk and I can't get out of it. It's irritating me. I don't know what the problem is. Anyway...how about some letters


Dear Wife, OMG I love you. I've been thinking a lot about everything that's going on in my world and I'm so glad that I have you here. I know that things could change at any given moment so I'm enjoying every minute we get together. **more on this in another post**

Dear Self, you think this is where the depression sets in after the mania? Because we've been happy all week but starting yesterday night it's slowly dwindling. Pep it up girl. And you've lost a couple pounds so cheer up buttercup!

Dear Readers, thanks for the uplifting comments from the few of you. It means a lot. If I haven't gotten back to you yet, I'm really sorry. I'll get there. Promise. Stick by me through my blogging funk please. I'll try to be as entertaining as I can.

Dear Boyfriend, I love you. I did miss you today. I already have your anniversary present picked out. Booom! I'm excited.

Dear Auntie, sigh. I know we're going through the same feelings right now. And again, I know that things could change at any given moment. Love you. Just know that.

Dear Saturday, I'm ready for you. I'm ready for your day off on the weekend. That excites me. Plus a wedding...free food, booze, and endless love? Yes please!

And last but not least, Dear Sweet Sweet Friday, I'm glad you're here! It's payday, and getting paid every week is pretty effing cool. Too bad the check is all gone. Effing car. But thanks for your arrival. Glad to see ya!

Source: hannasroom.com via Ideas to on Pinterest

Pretty Little Letters

It's weird to write a post. I had today's post written yesterday. I feel a day behind. lol. I haven't done Friday's Letters in a few weeks, so I decided I would.

Dear School, I can't believe that we are already at the end of our third week. WTF? Where did the first two go? Please slow down a little. I still haven't gotten a routine out of you. Grrr.

Dear Girl at Work, I love you but hold the fuck up. This is 2 Saturdays in a row that you've asked me to take your hosting shift. I don't mind but I do. I need the hours, so it's ok. But don't go getting all used to it. I don't want this to become a weekly thing. I'll be working another double this Saturday when technically I should only be working the morning shift. Please please please don't ask next week. I think you're pretty awesome and can't/shouldn't tell you no.

Dear Work, I know that I can't really write a lot about you on here. Just know that I'm working all these hours and extra shifts to prove that I want things. Things like more hours and maybe hopefully to crosstrain early next year. You can be a pain in the ass and some people there really need to get in check and stop being assholes. If only I had the balls to call them out.

Source: someecards.com via Miss Angie on Pinterest

Dear Auntie, I'm so sorry for everything going on. I don't know why life is being so hard on you right now and it's complete bullshit. I would wipe all this ish away if I could. Just know I'm always hear to talk. I love you.

Dear Self, You actually accomplished 3 posts this week! If only everything else could go as smooth. It would be great. Take a look at your inspiration board on Pinterest more often.

Dear Fall, I'm glad you're around the corner! But you should have been here like ummmm.... 6 days ago. At least in my book. I hope you come in fast and strong though.

Source: via Amanda on Pinterest

Dear Readers, I love each and everyone of you!!!! Please comment more. lol. I love comments. Love the interaction with you guys. I want to know you better!!!! And I'm sorry I haven't been very funny lately. I seem to be funnier when life is smoother. I really like my kinda funny posts better.

Dear Cowboys, You did it!!!! You beat the reigning Super Bowl Champs. WOOT!!! Now, keep this shit up all year. I mean you Mr. Romo. Don't start throwing the games at the end like last season. I'm not kidding. Why does Jerry Jones even like you? Blahh.

Dear Weekend, yay for you! Although I work a double Saturday....hooray for you! I get Sunday off and that fucking rocks. I'll be at a wedding that day. Hopefully I take a lot of pictures. This is the boyfriend and I's first wedding together. Free booze and food...I'm down. I mean I'm happy for the couple...but I don't really know them. They belong to the boyfriend. He works with them. Anyway weekend...be relaxing.

Source: patriciaannminners.blogspot.com via Patty on Pinterest

On that note...I'm out of here kiddies. Busy day....See ya on the flip side!

 



My Womanifesto

I was crusing through blog land when I came across a wonderful post by Miss Angie about a womanifesto. And I thought it was pretty fucking special.

A womanifesto is your declaration of yourself about being a woman. Sorry dudes reading this!

wo·man·i·fes·to
noun \ˌwo-ma-nə-ˈfes-(ˌ)tō\

A written statement declaring publicly the intentions, motives, and views of its female author. May include themes of empowerment, independence, self love, consciousness, affirmation, and individual acceptance; your positive beliefs about yourself. Created to give self-described definition in regards to the innate beauty inside of every woman. Yes, even you.

source

I  think that sums it up better than I could. If you want to know the whole story behind this you need to click the source button up there ^.

I'm Chloe.
I'm 21...
Feel like I need to figure it all out.

I don't believe you can love too much.

I believe.

Stars and believe are my inspiration.

I love love. 

Making people happy is what I'm here to do.

I am a momma.

Yes, a young one.

It's not hard in the sense you think, like money,

it's hard to be the adult.

I am curvy.

I am an old soul in some ways.

I am a crier. Happy, sad, hurt...I cry.

I'm overly emotional.

And that's ok.

I'm sensitive.

I'm a driver. I will drive for hours and not mind. It's a

place to find solace and search my soul.

I think I'm simple but maybe I'm complex.

I want to be loved for me.

I need to realize I will NOT be perfect.

And be ok with it.

I don't have to prove my beauty by what I wear.

I can wear sweats and be ok with it.

I am not modest. Deal with it.

I will worry less.

I have to.

I will never grow up.

I can be immature...

I know I have matured.

I need to love myself as much or more so than I do other people.

Not everything I do/say requires an apology.

I forgive too much.

I'm beautiful.
I'm smart.
I'm the only one like me.

And me.

I also thought that this would be a great Friday's Letter post. Boom! Way to be productive me. The post is a letter for everyone, myself included!    

Friday's Letters =)

Dear Matt Bomer, Boy am I glad that I don't watch White Collar because I just can't look at you the same anymore! I know that actors perform different parts but for some reason I'll only see you as a Ken-Barbie male stripper who loves him some ex. And by the way...it's cute how much you can't dance. (I wrote this letter on Monday because it's been on my mind since the first time I saw Magic Mike)

haha. My blog will probably come up as porn now.

Dear Olive Garden, Do you know how hard it is to find a freakin oxford shirt in the middle of the summer?!? If you weren't so damn picky I wouldn't have had to spend a billion hours looking. Other than that ...I'm so super stoked to work for you. lol. YAY!!!!!! And I had a wonderful time at training today! I'm so super pumped.

Dear Boyfriend, love your face. Remember last week when I was being crazy and you said my period was gonna start soon and I argued with you...guess what I WAS RIGHT! I'm just a hot crazy emotional mess sometimes. My bad and thanks for loving me through it. =)

I'm sure this is how he felt. Except not a bitch!

Dear Period, two things a) thanks for proving I was right. That was sweet of you. b) Thanks for proving that sometimes I'm just a crazy loon. Yeah, that wasn't so nice. See ya next week ;)

Dear Teagan,  You're mine for the week!!!!!!!! Woot woot. I missed your pretty little face. And as soon as you got home today you passed out. No fun for mama. Oh, and I got a bathing suit (gasp) just for you! We're gonna go to the "big pool". =)

Dear Readers, love your faces guys. I don't really feel like posting somedays but I push through because I think that you really want to read my bullshit. Hahahaha. I know. I'm hilarious.

Dear Self, you learned that you really hate your weight and size yesterday. Now wtf are you gonna do about it? I'm sure the BK didn't help. Lifestyle changes yo! Get on that shiz. Like 2 years ago would have been nice.

Dear Franns, I miss you guys. I know I'm not around much right now and I feel terrible for it. I've been in hiding for some reasons and I don't want to post them on this here blog. I promise soon I'll be back to my old self.

Dear Auntie, I love you very much. And life is hard right now. But I'm here. Please talk to me! And I'll do anything to make you smile. =)

Dear Trixie, I love you. I really do. Why are you being so needy though? Has the new routine with the little person stressed you out? I'm sorry if it has. I do love when you're needy though, because I loooovvveee cuddling with you.

Laying on her blanket after she freaked out because I washed it.

Dear Pinterest, Seriously, what is your deal today? I've been trying to look at you because I didn't get my fix all day. And all you keep saying is "Error 502". Please don't get on my bad side.  It's been 15 minutes!!! WTF?

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Friday's Letters

Time for some letters for the week!

Dear Teagan, I miss you already. So glad I get to see you for a couple hours on Saturday. For more info see my last post. I love you little person.

Dear Wife, My birthday party for you is Saturday and I'm super fucking pumped! Love your face lady.

Dear Workforce, I know I said I joined you last week....but I got my job at my dream place!!! I work at Olive Garden and I couldn't be more excited. Yay.

Dear Auntie, I'm so glad that you're home and we went and spent alone time together at the movie theatre. We saw Magic Mike...yes that makes twice for me. So whattttt!

Dear Self, it will all work out. Somehow. Don't worry so much because your giving yourself heartburn again. Ugh.

Dear Lovely Readers, I know this isn't my usual sarcastic snarky post. Hope you don't mind. I've got a lot on my mind. Next week I'll be back to normal. =)

That's all for now. Happy weekend kids!

Friday's Letters!

I know I just posted a post. It was supposed to be posted yesterday. Buuuuttttt my laptop had other ideas. Isn't technology lovely!

I haven't linked up in awhile. Super excited!

Dear Workforce, I finally get to join you again! Yay. Super pumped for sure! It's only a couple days a week but a job is a job.

Dear Boyfriend, I love you =). That was kinda sappy. But since my last Friday's Letters he has quit being an ass. He even surprised me - TWICE!.

Dear Friday the 13, When you arrive it seems like the restaurants I work at go crazy. Please not tonight. It's my first night. I can't have that happen. This one time, (on Friday the 13 of course) I spilled a ladie's water all over her...that's not the worst part...all over her phone too! I felt sooooo bad.

Dear Teagan, thank-the-good-lord-above you're home! I missed you bad. Our relationship still seems kinda off though. Hoping that wears off soon. I don't like it. Bring the sassy pants back.

Dear Trixie, it was a nice week with just the two of us huh. Hasn't been that way in 4 years. I know you loved it, although you probably got tired of my harassment. Sorrryyyyy. I love you and Teag was gone. =)

I know I posted this the other day. I love it

Dear Readers, sorry I haven't posted very much. I need to get better at it. It's summer time though. So many other things to do. Just know I love y'all soooo much!

Dear Self, you got a job!!!!! Let's have a party! woot woot. And you even worked out once this week. Now, you know you need to do it more than once. Get on it! If you don't wanna eat healthy food you need to work out. Go!

Dear Springfield Cardinals, I'll see you tomorrow. First baseball game ever.

That's all for now. Gonna chill. See ya!

RANT

I haven't ranted in a long time but I'm about to. If it offends you, sorry. I can almost promise that I'm not talking about you. I don't know whether or not to link it up to Friday's Letters or not yet.
 *update*
I have decided to because  I looked back at it and thought it was hilarious.

Dear Pregnant people,
 We know you're pregnant. You tell us everyday on all types of social media. Please just give it up for a minute.Tell us how the rest of your damn life is. I love the weekly updates about things that I've seen on blogs but my fb newsfeed is blowing up and I'm getting pissed! Oh, and what the hell is with making your child be born when you want them to be. Shit, a "due date" is an estimation, unless you happen to know the exact day you conceived. When the baby comes the baby comes. Slow your roll. You'll miss it. I know there are exceptions and I completely understand that. But it seems here recently that everybody is in a damn hurry. If you don't like being pregnant and you don't have complications, then don't spread your damn legs.

Dear blank,
I can't believe you did what you did. I'm embarrassed now. Ugh. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right??

Dear Pizza Hut,
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I know I shouldn't laugh at your misfortune, but I heard stories of how your doing today and I don't feel bad one bit. I was promised that we would get more staff and you didn't keep that promise. Now you have shitty staff, a shitty store, and customers who refuse to come back. Who's fault is that one? You treat your employees like shit and then you get shit.

Dear Advisor,
I really hate the class you put me in for the summer. You didn't even ask me about it, you just did it. That's irritating. I know I needed a class this summer, but you could have asked my oppinion. Oh, and I didn't even need it either. That's irritating. Blah.

Dear karma,
I'm sure you're gonna bite me in the ass for this post. If you wouldn't that would be great. I already can't find a damn job and I think that's enough karma for now.

Dear Boyfriend,
You're pissing me off lately. Please quit it. I know that you're doing it on purpose and you think it's funny but it's not.

Dear body,
Why ya gotta be so gross? I hate how much weight I've gained and I know I need to fix it myself but shit....could you make me feel hot like ever?

Dear fb friends,
Why are some of you so fake? I'm not even getting into details.

Dear blog,
You're a full time job and I really need you to slow down. I guess I didn't realize what I was getting myself into. I'm gonna have to start planning and scheduling a couple posts a month because I can't be on here everyday. That makes me sad =( And I know that you won't slow down and I'm really actually glad you can't in the bottom of my heart. I love how I'm finally getting some readers and some page views! Woot Woot!

Dear different blank,
Ha! When I say no and I tell you that I'm right, just know that I know what I'm talking about. If I went into more detail people would read all of my drama and I don't need that right now. When I get the balls to talk about it I will. Actually, I have them now, but I don't want you to find out about this and use it against me. Effff off.

Dear loyal readers,
I love your faces! Thanks for letting me rant. It felt good. Hope you don't mind...but it is my blog so I can do what I feel needs to be done. Anddddd.....I'm almost to 1,000 blog views. I know that there are only 19 of you (some of which don't blog anymore) so really less than that but should I do a give away?? When I reach 1,000 views?? Any insights??

Here's to bitchiness....where would we be without it....and

All That Good Stuff!

Friday's Letters

I just posted a post but I thought I'd do it again.
Nothing exciting has happened since my last post. I just really want to get a jumpstart on Friday's Letters. Maybe I'll do another post tomorrow. I think I might get on your nerves if I keep posting a lot =). I'm making up for my slacking these past two weeks lol.

Dear Work, I'm not ready for you today. I don't even know what time I come in. I'm already worrying about getting time off for certain things but making sure that I still get enough hours. I stress about this so bad and I really need to quit. I just need to go with the flow and not be so uptight about work. It might make it better. Wow, that was quite a lot. I didn't even plan that but once I started I didn't stop. Maybe I should post more about things that really matter to me.Dear Boyfriend, Seriously, this stupid movie AGAIN? You're such a man, always watching the same dumb movie over and over. Oh well, I still love you. We need a date night soon or something of the like. I'm feelings antsy.Dear Girls, OMG I miss your faces. We need a date night soon too. It's been too long! What is our problem? Well, I guess I've been kind of a homebody. Sorry :-/.Dear Seester, I promise to make sure we take our niht for your gift. I've got some stuff comin up and it may not be as soon as I said but I promise that it will happen!Dear Self, (this is the most important one of all) You've come to the realization about some things. I know your heart says that we shouldn't do anything about them, you know the truth in your head. Just make the change already! You'll feel better about everything. Please please please.

And something I feel like passing on:

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OM Goodness!

It's 3 in the morning and I'm writing a blog!
That's crazyyyy.
 I just got off work an hour ago. I'm really ashamed to say that. lol. Nobody wants to admit to to being at work until two in the morning. Ugh. I worked from 2 in the afternoon until 2 in the morning. 12 fucking hours. I'm not a manager in any way and I worked for 12 hours. I deserve a raise.

Anyway....it's Friday! I don't work today. Thank goodness. I almost had to but at the last minute I got lucky. My little sister graduates tonight. Woohooo!!! It makes me feel kinda old. lol. And Sunday is Mother's Day. =) I'd write about that but I'm sure it's getting it's own post.

Sorry I've been a bad blogger lately. I was sick Wednesday and worked 12 hours today (Thursday). I still consider it today because I haven't gone to bed yet. I really wanted to do a cool link up I found for thursday. Ohhh well.. Next week!

I'm gonna do another Friday's Letters. Feel free to skip on over To Adventures of Newlyweds and read Ashley's Friday's Letters and do your own!

Dear Seester - I'm so proud of you!!! Congrats on coming this far in life! You're starting a new chapter and I can't wait to see where it takes you. You're graduation has snuck up on us. I can still remember playing with the millions of barbies we had like it was yesterday. This is the first day of the rest of your life.

Dear Self - Give yourself a break, but also make sure you work harder toward your goals. Only you can truly make you happy. Remember to breathe. Everything will work out.

Dear Work - I can't believe I'm only spending one weekend day with you. It feels so good to say that. I deserve to be away from you. I work hard and can't wait for this weekend!

Dear Weekend- Please please please live up to the hype that I have for you! I will be so unhappy if this weekend is super-ultra-mega-awesome. I need a good pick me up.


Tata for now folks! See you Sunday!

Friday's Letters - 1

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Work- I'm about to give up on you. Please get busy or make some people tip!! I'm losing my mind here.

Teagan - I really miss you little girl. I'm so glad that you're school is almost out and we get to spend more time together. I hope that you enjoy our time we get to have though.

Blog - I'm starting to get excited about you. I hope we can soon get more followers and maybe have somebody do a layout for you.

School - I'm kinda happy you're almost over. It sucks at the same time though. I know that I'm going to miss you after a few weeks.

Friends + Family - I love you all very much!

Workout - Im so proud of myself for actually sticking to you 2 days in a row. I know that I can do this. Andddd I only had water to drink today and I feel great about it. Go me.

This is all I'm gonna do for now. I hope to continue Friday's Letters and encourage my readers to do it too. Hope I have loner/more letters next week! Grab the button from Adeventures of Newlyweds!!