Thursday, April 18, 2013

When I Grow Up...

Two posts in one day?!?! You guys scored big. Of course there had to be two though. I mean my other favorites are having a link-up today too and I have to be a part of that. All the cool kids are doing it. And...all the cool kids are doing this link up too. So hop on over after you finish reading and telling me how wonderful my adult life is going to be.

The fabulous duo Whitney and Erin are hosting this one.


And to be super original 
I want to be famous 
I want to have groupies
I wanna be a star
I just can't help it. That song is so catchy. And the first time I heard it I thought it was boobies instead of groupies. 
Anyway....
When I grow up...
I want a plastic surgeon to make my lady lumps look like they defy gravity.
They don't need to be bigger, just ya know, raised and fixed and such.
Jealous of that body.
I want somebody else to cook me dinner.
I want a room with a glitter wall. 
When I grow up...I'll be a milf. (Can I check that one off now?)
My daughter will be Luke Bryan's son's wife. 
I'll drive a Camaro and it will be different then everybody elses. Because it will be a transformer.

I'll live in my dream house, whatever that may be at the time, with my closest friends & family all living around me. 

I'll have an in-ground swimming pool.

I'll travel to all the places in the U.S. I really want to go to. 

And dammit...I'll be happy happy happy. Because after all, that's the most important thing. 


6 comments:

Jordan said...

You can definitely check off the MILF one! And yes, being happy is definitely the most important :) Love this post!

Halie Renee said...

I love that you said, "but mine will be different, because it will be a transformer." That was hilarious! And definitely a good choice for a vehicle. Visiting from the link-up today! :)

Helene said...

hahaha love it! can i please have that body?! even for just a week?!
Helene in Between

Adrienne @ BlackWhiteColor said...

We will all be trying ot get dibs on that body!!
A friend of mine has a custom built camero that is so sick! (but you totally surpassed him at transformer!)
Adrienne

Stephanie said...

I need a glitter wall in my life, for sure!

Deidre said...

A transformer would be nice.

I'd also like a teleporter. I mean seriously, why hasn't that happened yet?