Wednesday, February 5, 2014

I Almost Died

Hey girl hey!

Do you remember me? I sure as hell almost don't and I forgive you if you don't either. Last week was a bad week for me. I plan on talking about it later this week.

I decided that I would confess somethings to your pretty little faces. Linking up with Kathy because duh!

- Friday night I went to see my main man Luke in OK City. It was a fucking blast.

- I had VIP tickets to see him which got me in to a preshow party lounge with free food. Oh, but that's not all. It also gave me a chance to see a 2 song acoustic set by Luke. Kids, I was in heaven. 

- I got really really super drunk on Friday. Like I ate a chicken quesadilla from my love Taco Bell, in under two minutes. Normally, I can't finish one of them. Ooops. It was all in good fun though.

- Drunk Chloe came out and wanted to pee outside. But nobody would let her. She was disappointed. But her vajay probably would have frozen and fallen off. I can guarantee it.

- Everytime I leave OK, I leave a little bit of heart there. Someday, I don't know if I will have any heart left to leave!

I'm saving the very best confession for last...... are you dying to know what it is?

- I shook Luke Bryan's hand!!!!!!! And then I had a slight panic attack. lol. My chest started to get tight, I couldn't breathe, and there were tears. Happy tears of course. Luke has huge hands. Just let that sink in.

It's not a great picture but I really was focusing on shaking his hand. Not the pic!


Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

I'm SO jealous right now- Luke Bryan is one of my favorites. incredible!!

Erin said...

drunk tacoo bell is a delicasy!!

Jordan said...

What do you mean you can't normally finish a quesadilla from there? I don't eat there anymore but when I did I would get the meal and add an extra soft taco. (This is why I don't eat there anymore, I have zero self control.)

AND HOLY SHIT. That's amazing! I'm kind of surprised you didn't pass out!

Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalky said...

bahahahahahaah! you know what they say about guys with big hands..i would have laughed/cried/had a panic attack too!

thanks for linking up!

Vodka and Soda

Kerry @ Till Then Smile Often said...

Taco Bell is good any night but drunk Taco Bell is even better! That is awesome you had VIP tickets, and you got to shake his hands. Big hands, big....

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

Oh my god I would NEVER wash my hand again!!!!!