Monday, July 1, 2013

I Just Don't Like It

So  today's post may not be truly orginial. In fact, I'm stealing the idea from Maggie. I thought it was a great idea. One of  those, well, why didn't I think of that? So thanks for the great idea girl. This probably makes me a mess for not coming up with something super original and cool.

I don't like a lot of things. Probably a lot of things that you like. And today, I'm going to share some of them with you.

No no no. A salad is the quickest, healthiest way to get me to run in the oppisite direction. I just can't get down on lettuce or anything that's soft but has a crunch. Basically, any veggie ever made. Now, while I may not like to eat them, they do occassionally look appealing, but I know that they're not. And fruit salad...get the fuck outta here with that. No way.

No, you do it yourself. That's what I think any time I see anything remotely diy on pinterest. I know that i have no artistic ability and I don't see a problem with that. I'm sure as hell not going to turn my old t into an awesome racer back work out tank. Nope, if I tried, it would turn out like a scarf. I can almost damn guarantee it. Whatever pretty, fancy schmancy things I need that I could diy, somebody on Etsy works harder and enjoys what they're doing, so I'll just buy it from them. 

Ice Cream
Yep, that's right. I don't like ice cream. How un-American of me right? It's just so cold. I hate cold stuff on my teeth. I crave ice cream about once a year. I don't like it when it melts either. That pisses me off. So much effort to eat something. I want to take my time and eat it when I feel like it, but no. Ice cream is the boss and is all "Eat me now or I'll just melt all over your white shirt and your iphone. Hahahaha."

Katy Perry
Just no. There are not enough words to explain why I can't stand her. I think that her and John Mayer are perfect for each other. They each have their own line of douche baggyness. Except John's music is good and Katy doesn't stand a chance. When I found out her and Russell were divorcing, I was kinda happy for him. I mean yummmmm....have you seen him? I don't think Katy Perry is a real person. Her hair color is fake, her personality seems fake, her music...well, I just can't get behind this one. Look at those crazy eyes.

Look at those crazy eyes. Don't tell me you don't see it.

This may get me a lot of hate, and I'm sorry you pretty ladies that love it. I just can't. Like, when do you use it? I mean, you can't take it in the car, open container or drinking and driving. So what's the point? I mean I'm a mess but I don't knock over my glasses. Oh no, there's none of that going around. Maybe if somebody wants to just give me one I'll understand it better. Any takers?? I'm willing to let you try and change my mind here.

What do you not like that everybody thinks you're crazy for?


Dabbling in Dixie said...

hahah I love this! Katie Perry does look a little Stepford Wives sometimes. Like she's secretly a soul-sucking crazy girl.

Stephanie said...

Noooo I love ice cream! You make a good point about the melting mess though.
The rest, I agree. Salad, gag. Anything cute I see on pinterest I totally buy from someone on etsy. Cause that shit's too hard. And Katy Perry, ugh!