Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Read With Caution

Oh my god yesterday was my first day off in two weeks where I did absolutely nothing. Literally, I ate, practiced shooting Blake's new bb gun, ate some more, and hung out with my loves. There were no chores, there was no blogging. Nothing strenuous happened yesterday and I love it. I need another one like that please!

Anyway, I was going to tell you all how wonderful my daughter's party was and show you some interesting pictures, buttttt I remembered that today is the day to link up with Amanda and Danae and tell you some of the stupid shit my loving boyfriend says.

Duh! Danae!

Just a warning, it may get a little sexual in here today. Mom, Dad, Family, don't say I didn't warn you. Lovely blog friends, if you're offended easily, I'm surprised you're still here.

First, a little back story. Blake is a perv. A stage 5 perv. Anything you say can and will be turned around to make it sexual. If I say I'm hungry, he replies "I have something you can eat."....etc. everything.That's about the tamest one so I won't tell you anymore. I've gotten a little better and can now say a sentence without him turning it around at least once a day. No more though. I'm not that good.

Anyway...a couple of months ago I was sick and I really wanted some miso soup from Japanese Steakhouse. It's all that sounded good. I went to our local Chinese restaurants hoping to find some but I had no luck. So I text Blake something about how he should get me some miso soup after he got off work. He lives 10 minutes away from said restuarant. And this is the reply I got.

*i'm in green. I had to steal it off of my instagram. Sorry.



Yup, that seemingly sweet charming man is really a perverted man-boy. All the more reason to love him I guess. 

12 comments:

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

hahahahah! that's hilarious. on a different note, my friend made a baby onesie that said "miso cute!" lol

-kathy | Vodka and Soda

Amanda - Voyage of the MeeMee said...

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! That is freakin' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Jordan said...

Hahahahaha Blake is awesome

Stephanie said...

"if you're offended easily, I'm surprised you're still here." hahaha love it. And love Blake, that's hilarious!

Rachel said...

LOL this was great! I guess it really is true, a guy thinks about sex ALL. THE. TIME!

Kerry @ Till Then Smile Often said...

Haha!! Now I will have that song stuck in my head all day! Love that he texted you that, just so he could say it.

Alex[andra] said...

Hahahaha, sounds like a typical male to me. :p

Amanda @ Marry Mint said...

hahahaha! yep! Sounds about right.

Jetsettin Daisy said...

Sounds like something mine would say lol

Angi Solle said...

hahahahahaha sometimes men just make you laugh even if you don't want them to!

Chelsea Scally said...

HA! I can't even bring up the purchase, cooking or basically anything to do with italian sausage as my husband typically relates it back to his man parts. . . he's italian and he thinks it's a knee slapper. I just avoid all discussions moving forward!

Duh! Danae said...

haha that is so funny. Boys will be boys!