Anyway, I was going to tell you all how wonderful my daughter's party was and show you some interesting pictures, buttttt I remembered that today is the day to link up with Amanda and Danae and tell you some of the stupid shit my loving boyfriend says.
Just a warning, it may get a little sexual in here today. Mom, Dad, Family, don't say I didn't warn you. Lovely blog friends, if you're offended easily, I'm surprised you're still here.
First, a little back story. Blake is a perv. A stage 5 perv. Anything you say can and will be turned around to make it sexual. If I say I'm hungry, he replies "I have something you can eat."....etc. everything.That's about the tamest one so I won't tell you anymore. I've gotten a little better and can now say a sentence without him turning it around at least once a day. No more though. I'm not that good.
Anyway...a couple of months ago I was sick and I really wanted some miso soup from Japanese Steakhouse. It's all that sounded good. I went to our local Chinese restaurants hoping to find some but I had no luck. So I text Blake something about how he should get me some miso soup after he got off work. He lives 10 minutes away from said restuarant. And this is the reply I got.
*i'm in green. I had to steal it off of my instagram. Sorry.
Yup, that seemingly sweet charming man is really a perverted man-boy. All the more reason to love him I guess.
12 comments:
hahahahah! that's hilarious. on a different note, my friend made a baby onesie that said "miso cute!" lol
-kathy | Vodka and Soda
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! That is freakin' AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha Blake is awesome
"if you're offended easily, I'm surprised you're still here." hahaha love it. And love Blake, that's hilarious!
LOL this was great! I guess it really is true, a guy thinks about sex ALL. THE. TIME!
Haha!! Now I will have that song stuck in my head all day! Love that he texted you that, just so he could say it.
Hahahaha, sounds like a typical male to me. :p
hahahaha! yep! Sounds about right.
Sounds like something mine would say lol
hahahahahaha sometimes men just make you laugh even if you don't want them to!
HA! I can't even bring up the purchase, cooking or basically anything to do with italian sausage as my husband typically relates it back to his man parts. . . he's italian and he thinks it's a knee slapper. I just avoid all discussions moving forward!
haha that is so funny. Boys will be boys!
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