Anyway, I was going to tell you all how wonderful my daughter's party was and show you some interesting pictures, buttttt I remembered that today is the day to link up with Amanda and Danae and tell you some of the stupid shit my loving boyfriend says.
Just a warning, it may get a little sexual in here today. Mom, Dad, Family, don't say I didn't warn you. Lovely blog friends, if you're offended easily, I'm surprised you're still here.
First, a little back story. Blake is a perv. A stage 5 perv. Anything you say can and will be turned around to make it sexual. If I say I'm hungry, he replies "I have something you can eat."....etc. everything.That's about the tamest one so I won't tell you anymore. I've gotten a little better and can now say a sentence without him turning it around at least once a day. No more though. I'm not that good.
Anyway...a couple of months ago I was sick and I really wanted some miso soup from Japanese Steakhouse. It's all that sounded good. I went to our local Chinese restaurants hoping to find some but I had no luck. So I text Blake something about how he should get me some miso soup after he got off work. He lives 10 minutes away from said restuarant. And this is the reply I got.
*i'm in green. I had to steal it off of my instagram. Sorry.
Yup, that seemingly sweet charming man is really a perverted man-boy. All the more reason to love him I guess.