See Ya August

It's Friday. I'm neither excited or disappointed about this. Weird right. My thoughts are jumbled today so youu're gonna get brain mush. Are you ready?

- My draft for my fantasy team is tomorrow. Did I tell you what the name was? Well, incase I didn't it's Tittsburg Feelers. Thanks to Sarah for the wonderful idea. And none of my friends that are playing know that I have a blog so they think I'm a creative genius. Thanks again Sarah! I've done thismuch to prepare for the draft tomorrow. I know, I know. How am I gonna win if I haven't even looked at anything. Last year's winner just picked hot guys and she won. I'm sure Blake is gonna sit me down and teach me way too much for my brain to handle tomorrow.

- Damn Texans beat the Cowboys last night. My blogland bestie Jordan loves the Texans. She's on cloud nine today. I told her not to get used to that shit. What's worse is that I heard the stadium was full of more Texan fans than Cowboy fans. AT OUR OWN STADIUM. Pathetic. I bet they're just pretending they usck this season that way when pre-season is over they can kick ass.

I shouldn't make fun of my own team but this is hilarious. Best caption wins!

- Why are my bills always due at the beginning of the month. My 3 most expensive ones are all due the first 3 days of the month. I'm poor for like a week and a half after that. And about the time I catch back up and think, "Oh, I can go shopping! Woohoo!" it's bill time again. Jeez, life is always getting in the way of fun stuff.

- I'm glad August is over. All it brought to the game was shitty weather. The first two weeks all it did was rain. I thought about building an ark. It's partially started in Blake's back yard. Then, after the rain it brought a terrible heat wave. See ya next year August. You suck, nobody's going to miss you. And while we're at it, let's just skip September and get straight to the good stuff - October! I have so much going on that month and I can't wait!

- If you follow me on insta or twitter than you know that my other blogland bestie Meg sent me a sweet little package. See, here in the middle of the flyover states, it's hard to get craft beer. We get all the trends last, after they're not trends anymore, and it's no different with craft beers. Meg had written a post about fall beers and one of them she loves is called Pumking. I just had to have some, and not to my surprise, you can't get any around here. So the sweet girl sent me a bottle! I've been holding out on trying it but I'll try it tomorrow. I need to know if I like it because I found other websites that will ship it to me. Can't wait for that!

- Work is sucking right now. Apparently when the kiddies go back to school nobody comes out to eat. And when they do they leave their wallets and their brains at home. Speaking of work, I know that you guys love work stories so every Wednesday I try and blog about some. Come check it out.

It's Friday and I need to back my azz up with Whitney. My favorite song off of Luke's new album is finally on GrooveShark. Thanks to whoever uploaded it. I tried but my iTunes is all fucked up so I couldn't do it. Enjoy. Peace out kids.

'MERICA'S Team

I don't know a lot about sports, but I do know that the greatest football team of NFL history is the Dallas Cowboys.

Why you ask?

Because my daddy said so. That's why

Seriously though, Sundays were spent watching Emmet, Dion, and Troy kick some ass. I still remember those Sundays like they weren't that long ago. He'd make lil' smokies and cheese dip. It was great. 

When I was little, all I wanted to be was a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. There's something so fascinating about them. And those girls work hard. Have you ever watched their show on CMT? Nothing but hard work. I remember when I found out that I was too short, I was devastated. But I still love them.

 And then there was that first time I went to the new Stadium. I was in awe. And how about the next time I went to the stadium and got to be outside of the cheerleader's locker room? That was my peak. I'm pretty sure it's all downhill from there. And I stood on the stadium floor, where a player has stood. I'm sure of it. It may have not been field but it was close enough for me.

Hopefully this will be the year that I get to go to my first ever NFL game. I have high hopes. 

And if you argue with me you're also arguing with Venus, and you know you don't wanna do that.

and of course... #backthatazzup Friday!

Because I think I'm going through menopause right now. Seriously, all I want to do is take my clothes off so I can stop sweating. Guys, the ac is on, I have on a t shirt and shorts and I'm not doing anything. Just sweating my tits off. WTF!

Proceed to Party

It's Thursday...almost time for Friday. Woot woot. And since it's Thursday it's time to link up with one of with one of my sassy favorites!

We all know that I love me some tequilla. And if you don't know...well now you do. I love it and it makes me happy happy happy. This weekend I consumed tequila. A lot of it. I pregamed with it, then had huge margs. HUGE. 

Double fisting at its finest.

More beer...

And more beer and margs. And I had no idea she was doing that! 

Oops...

And my personal favorite. It was just time to lay down. At least I threw up a peace sign. lol. 

I love parties and drinking. And this was sooo much fun! 

When I Grow Up!

It's Thursday...that means that it's time to link up with Kristen for Inspire Me Healthy/Dream Job today.

 

It took me forever to think of a dream job. I tried and tried as soon as they announced what the topic was gonna be. I even read other people's to see if I liked their jobs. Nothing really struck me as a dream job. I'm not one of those people who's known their whole lives what they want to be when they grow up. It kinda sucks but what can you do. A job is most likely for life and that's a big decision to make right? lol. But as I was thinking of it this morning I realized...my dream job is the same thing it was when I was a kindergartener many years ago. You know how in kindergarten they always ask the kids what they want to be when they grow up and publish it in the newspaper? Ok, maybe they don't do that everywhere but they do it here. And I remember clear as day what I wanted to do.

 

 

Yep, I want to be a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.

For 16 years I've wanted this.

It's never gone away.

Unfortunately for me, I'm not tall enough.

 

But that's my dream job. I admire those girls and everything they do. I'm sure

some of you are laughing your asses off and that's ok because

I am too. lol. My dad is probably getting a kick out of this.

Some things just never change.

 

And I realize that most of these girls have other jobs but if I were a DCC I wouldn't.

I would devote everything to it! lol.

I wonder if they need a watergirl???

 

Well, dream job is out of the way. I guess that leaves my progress on Inspire Me: Healthy. I lost alllll kinds of weight....is what I wish I could tell you guys. Nope, nothing. Remember when I said I wouldn't get mad at myself for backsliding...well....I didn't get mad at myself.

 

I woke up Friday feeling like complete shit. See here. So there was no way I was gonna get my workout on. Nope. Not happening. But I did eat good. I don't mean healthy but my portions were right and I didn't snack all day. But then I went to work. And the only thing that made me feel better and be able to get through the night was Dr. Pepper. Yep, soda. Couldn't cut it out. And the weekend...well she was a bitch and I gave in and ate some really terrible stuff but OMG it tasted so good. I love you Taco Bell. And from there on out it was bad decision after bad decision. But I NEVER had a breadstick from work. It's been a full week and I haven't done it! I am very proud of myself for that. So here's to new beginnings...and starting over. =)

 



 

 

I'm gonna go find something to eat now!

America's Favorite Team!

So I don't know if you know this but I LOVE the Dallas Cowboys!

It's a family thing.

 

Incase you missed it we just won the first game of the season!

Again the reigning Superbowl champs.

 

BOOM.

Sorry, I have to gloat. I'm excited.