It's a PARRTAAYY

I'm back! I had to go on hiatus last week. My mind is becoming "what am I going to write tomorrow and the next day and the next...etc." and I don't want to be like that. So Happy Monday to ya! I know, most of you hate Mondays but I don't. It's like my Saturday. Except that this morning the little bitch reared her head later than when I expected her to and she froze my car door shut AGAIN. Thus making Mini late to school and this blog post later than what I wanted. But it's back to being a good day.


Saturday was Teagan's birthday party. (I don't use her name on here very often but I should) I mean I picked it because I liked it so I should use it. Well, that's a lie. Her dad picked it because I was so happy she was a girl I said you can name her whatever you want. Thank god her name isn't something like Chaniqua Chandelier. Crazy pregnancy hormones make you do things like tell the child's dad that he can pick a name. Anyway....This week she turns the big old 5! I had her birthday party this Saturday and it was great! She got a lot of stuff (like always, she's a bit spoiled) and had a great birthday. It was an ice cream party! I got stuff to make sundaes and floats. Nobody made a float and now I have extra soda which we don't drink at home. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

A cupcake cake!

This was an accident but it's cute as hell.

The birthday princess.

Princess Crown earrings...see...a princess. 

Blowing out her candles. Like her short hairs up front? She did that when I went to see Luke.

After her party we went to her birthday dinner at Applebee's. Where I proceeded to accidentally get drunk on Long Islands. But I only had two! I'm a cheap date. After that we came home and played with all of her new toys. Then it was adult time. The plan was to keep drinking. But I had lost my buzz and boyfriend's parents were home and we don't drink around them. Long story for another day. So we decided to watch The Walking Dead! SPOILER ALERT...don't keep reading if you haven't started the third season....

I've been waiting for Lori to die. I can't stand her. She is a terrible wife and mom. Oh, let me ignore my kid, Oh, let me sleep with my husband's best friend (in her defense, she thought he was dead, but still!) I just didn't like her. So I was excited for this to happen. But then it happened...and I sobbed uncontrollably. It broke my heart. I won't say how she died in case you kept reading this and haven't seen it yet. But it was so sad! Ugh. I stayed up until 5 am watching it which was a bad decision because it was the same night as the time change. I got to watch us all lose an hour. Groan. 

And that led us to Sunday...I was pretty disgruntled all day. I even wrote a post for you guys. But I didn't publish it. It was long the lines of "eff this, every thing gets on my nerves, eff eff eff." Fun huh. It's funny to read now. I went to work and found out that I got a 20 cent raise! I got a 4 out of 5 on my 6 month review which is pretty awesome! I'm super excited. 

Hopefully I can write more this week. We'll see. Have a great day loves!

A Few Confessions

It's Friday! Except I work all weekend so I don't really care. lol. But I hope all you have a wonderful weekend.

I grabbed my laptop to write and thought about what I was going to write about today, which link-up I wanted to participate in. I wanted to do something new, so I decided on I confess! I thought about happies and crappies but I just didn't have anything I wanted to put down. I didn't have a bad week, just a blah one. I guess that's what happens when you come back from a Luke Bryan concert, everything is blah. lol. Here we go.

I confess that I ate at McDonalds for breakfast too many times this week. Bad for my figure but it tasted sooooo good.

I confess I hate Windows 8. It's on my laptop and it's just down right stupid. Anytime I scroll too hard it takes me to a different screen then the one I'm working on and it's annoying. I don't know how to get it to stop. I really wanna throw my laptop when this happens. A few blogs won't ever load and it really irritates me.

I confess I'm tired of "guests" at work who don't have the damn decency to say thank you or answer my question when they're leaving. I get it, you're full and wanna go home so your 2 size too small jeans don't bust at the seams but shit, I'm a human being and I would appreciate an answer. Or when I say how was everything and you say "Thank You" bitch, that's not the reply warranted from that question. Learn to listen.

I confess It looks as if I'm in a bitchy mood today. Hmm. Guess I am. Whatever I don't care.

I confess that this post is boring and if you didn't get this far it's ok. I really have nothing to write about and shouldn't have posted anything. But I really wanted to!

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I Just Wanna Bitch and Moan

True story.

Remember how my word of the year is positivity?? Well it is. And this first week, I've done pretty good. Until today.

I just wanna complain and be grumpy. So I am. Sue me. One day a week isn't terrible. Boyfriend has even commented on how much more positive I've been. That's a good sign cupcakes.

But today...today has just irritated me.

- I woke up and looked up my work schedule online...I only get one day off. Yes, I know that this means I make more money but dammit everybody else got two days off. Sigh. And yes, if everybody else jumped off a bridge I'd do it to MOM!

- There isn't any regular grape jelly in boyfriend's fridge. Just some with "less sugar". That shit didn't have a taste and my toast sucked.

- Work was just busy enough to get annoying. We weren't busy, just steady. I hate steady. We get off the wait and then 5 minutes later 8 parties walk in and we're back on the wait. It makes for a slow day. I want balls to the wall slammed or nothing.

- We're getting ready to take some entrees off our menu at work so I bought myself dinner before my new favorite is gone. Sat down to eat it when a server sat down with me and chewed her food like a cow on cud. I really don't want to see what's in your mouth but even more, I don't wanna hear it! That shit is gross. So irritating. So I boxed up my food and left.

- My keys got bent and I can't in boyfriend's house without him now. Can they make copies of bent keys??

- It's cold! My hands have been freezing all day. ALL DAY.

- Boyfriend is currently crinkling his chip bag like a child plays with a rattle. Ugh I hate noises.

- The fucking internet is being super slow. I load a page about every 10 minutes.

Alright, I guess I'm done whining and being a negative nancy but damn it felt good.


Oh yeah, I finally got my phone! Life is good. Here's a picture of my old one.

Pretty nifty huh! 

Alright, I'm done now. See you tomorrow cupcakes. It's my one day off, let's make it good!