When I Grow Up...

Two posts in one day?!?! You guys scored big. Of course there had to be two though. I mean my other favorites are having a link-up today too and I have to be a part of that. All the cool kids are doing it. And...all the cool kids are doing this link up too. So hop on over after you finish reading and telling me how wonderful my adult life is going to be.

The fabulous duo Whitney and Erin are hosting this one.


And to be super original  I want to be famous  I want to have groupies I wanna be a star I just can't help it. That song is so catchy. And the first time I heard it I thought it was boobies instead of groupies.  Anyway.... When I grow up... I want a plastic surgeon to make my lady lumps look like they defy gravity. They don't need to be bigger, just ya know, raised and fixed and such.

Jealous of that body.

I want somebody else to cook me dinner. I want a room with a glitter wall.  When I grow up...I'll be a milf. (Can I check that one off now?) My daughter will be Luke Bryan's son's wife.  I'll drive a Camaro and it will be different then everybody elses. Because it will be a transformer.

I'll live in my dream house, whatever that may be at the time, with my closest friends & family all living around me. 

I'll have an in-ground swimming pool.

I'll travel to all the places in the U.S. I really want to go to. 

And dammit...I'll be happy happy happy. Because after all, that's the most important thing. 

What Am I Going To Be??

So remember my dilemma I had last week? Well thanks to my lovely blog friends and long talks with my family, I have decided that I will continue with school. I'm only going to take one class in the fall and then load up from then on. I'm gonna get back on track. Just wanted you to update on that! Thanks for all your sweet words. And during my talks with my family, I didn't even cry! I always cry when important stuff comes up. Especially with my life and my decisions.

It's Wednesday! Haleujah y'all. Only one more day of school. Haha. Is that bad??

Now for the million dollar question...What in the hell do i want to do when I grow up???? Like I honestly have no clue. I've changed my mind more times than I can count. Today, I thought maybe I wanted to be a realtor. Yesterday, I wanted to manage a restuarant. Tomorrow, I might want to be a lion trainer. Oh wait, that was kindergarten. But seriously, I don't know how to decide. All I know is that I don't want to be stuck doing the same thing every damn day allllll fucking day long. Borrrring! I really don't like math, science, blood, teaching, or art. So anything that has to deal with that is out of the question.

People with grown up jobs, how did you decide what you wanted to do? Was it a good decision? Hmmph.


When I procrastinate I just waste time on the interwebs. Usually reading blogs or browsing Pinterest.

Why don't I come up with cool ideas like this?? I could make my car payment in just two days!
  That's the truth. Maybe Teagan should tell me what I should do. Except she normally just wants to do what I'm doing at the moment.   Have a great Wednesday cupcakes!
 

p.s. Pinterest people...if you're reading this, this new shit really sucks. I hate how complicated it is and I can't view it until I'm all done. It's way too hard to lay our blogs out people!