Eat a Snickers

Hola cupcakes. I hope you had a wonderful Labor Day weekend. I'm glad it's over. I'm finally off after two long ass doubles at work. I literally worked open to close yesterday. And I served allllll day. My bones were hurting something bad when I got off work.

Anyway...so remember when I told you that my first fantasy football draft was Saturday? Well, it was. And it was quite the experience. I think manfriend really loves me because there were a couple of tantrums thrown. Ooops. =) 

Saturday started out with me getting up and really wanting Red Lobster or Carinos (we don't have a lot of good non chain restaurants. I'm jealous of all of you who do) so I text the boy and said when he wakes up we were going to eat so be ready. And I waited. And waited. And then continued to wait. Finally at two in the afternoon I go back to his house and hes awake! I'm like "Um, thanks for the text. Are you ready to go eat?" Then he tells me that he already ate. I lost it. I was just like a Snickers commercial. I was so hungry that I was turning into a crazy lady. To say I was pissed was an understatement. He didn't even bother to look at his phone. Rude! And I pouted and moped for about an hour. I wouldn't even talk to him for like 15 minutes. I was ridiculous. But I was hungry dammit! So, I settled for some Chic-fil-a because duh. Who doesn't love their chicken? 

I had to. Hilarious. Only one more month!

The draft brought out the diva in me again. I'm a perfectionist and need to know everything about anything I'm attempting to do. I'm also a procrastinator and put off everything until the last minute. So I had done zero research about football. And the man couldn't answer my questions so I just about put my picks on auto draft. But I researched my ass off for an hour before it was time. While I didn't feel ready, I did feel better. Next year won't be as hard. I got a pretty good team - I think. Unfortunately I didn't get any Cowboys. I know you're not supposed to pick just from your team but dammit I wanted at least one player. But I got a good qb. Cam Newton please play well! 

We were supposed to do the draft at a party but it was online and we didn't want to drag our laptops to a party and then have to worry about them. So we hung out at home and had some beer. I got to try my Pumking that I was dying to try. And unfortunately, we didn't get along so well. I wanted to like it so bad and I didn't. I about cried. I had it all set in my mind about how it would taste. It would be a malty beer that was kind of sweet and tasted just like pumpkin pie. It wasn't. The first drink wasn't so bad. But the end taste and the after taste are what got to me. It was kind of sour. I can't really describe it except strong and sour. Which isn't even a word. I need to learn more about beer so I can accurately describe it. But Blake loved it so it wasn't wasted!

My sad face about it.

And I don't know if you heard the news yet...I don't even know if you care but it's my mission to stay up to date on pop culture so I must report. 50 Shades of Grey is officially gonna be a movie. And they've casted it. Now, I know somewhere on here I talked about how my homeboy Alexander Skarsgard should be Christian Grey. I think he would be perfection. However, Hollywood doesn't give a shit what I think is perfection. They picked my other homeboy. Who you ask? Well, none other than the hottie mchotterson Charlie Hunnam. Although I'm appreciative of him and all his glory that will be shown in this movie, I don't really know if he was right for the part. Even when he cleans up, he still looks dirty. And that's perfectly fine by me. But Christian Grey is not a dirty guy. I don't know if I can picture Charlie all business savvied and what not. We shall see! 

I drooled a little. Mmmmm.

linking up with Sami.

Sexy Sexy

I've noticed this little blog growing and I want to say hey to all the new faces! I know that most of you have come from the fabulous Mandy's giveaway and I know how much you have to contemplate following a blogger to win a giveaway. I know that I don't necessarily like doing it, so I hope you stay and get to know me! Give me a teensy weensy chance. =)

This weekend I worked. I took Sunday off though. I spent it with mi familia. Well, mainly the boy and the mini. We had a family movie day. And it was wonderful. We watched 50 First Dates, Rock of Ages, and my very very favorite, Titanic. Yeah, it's not a kid's movie but he picked it out. Boyfriend had never seen it and surprised me by downloading it. I ask if we can watch 50 First Dates, look down at my phone and look up because I heard that music...the Titanic music. It's so familiar because well, I've watched it A LOT. It was such a sweet surprise and it made me feel super good. I love surprises! Okay, I know I just got gushy on you and I'm kinda sorry. I just love that man!

Titanic got me started thinking about all my famous husbands crushes. Because hello, have you seen Leo?? HAWTTTT. So today I'm going to go all fan girl and show you my favorite Hollywood boys!

Luke 

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He fires my panties up Phil. Mmmhhhmmm. Love me some Luke shaking it for me! 

Charlie 

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I have a thing for bad boys and he is the ultimate bad boy. At least he plays one. Plus look at that stomach. Drool.

Johnny

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I think that he is so sexy. In so many ways. And he's sort of a bad boy too!

Ryan

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Hello smoldering eyes. Hello handsome. He can give me that piercing look all night if he wants.

Leo

              

                       
                      My first boy crush. Love him. After all, he inspired this post!

Alexander

Aka my Christian Grey. Yes, if 50 Shades ever becomes a movie he's my pick. So sexy.

Yep, I'm on a first name basis with all of them. Who's your current sexy man? 

p.s. I don't know what happened with the layout of this post but every time I picked a picture of Leo everything would get screwy. I know who the blog's favorite sexy man is! Sorry for the messed up part.

Ketchup

No, this post isn't really about ketchup...but I bet it made you look and now you're here so you might as well finish reading. =) Thanks a bunch!

First thing first...I joined another swap and it was fabulous! I love swaps. They make my heart smile. And I had a fabulous swap partner. Cami gave me a fabulous package. Oh, it was a lip gloss and mascara swap! I think that what she sent me was way more awesome than what I sent her! lol. Here's my loot!

Neutrogena healthy volume mascara...pretty awesome!

Sinful colors nail polish in Hazard

Say Yes to Carrots organic chapstick. This is THE best chapstick ever kids.

NYC lip gloss

Wet and Wild lip gloss.

I love it all!

Thanks again Cami!

It's a little bit into August now...This year has gone by really fast! Since it's a new month...there needs to be a little bit of info about my goals. I know you guys love hearing all my negativity about them. lol. On a real note, I'm gonna link up With Miss Angie over at My So-Called Chaos for some monthly goals!



    July Goal Recap   Find myself a job- Accomplished! I got a job at Olive Garden and I coudln't be more excited!   Read two books- Accomplished! Ok, it was only 1 and a half but it's more than I've read in along time. I read Fifty Shades of Grey and loved it. Currently on the second book. That's my post about it...fyi.   Stay up to date on my school work - hahaha. I like to pretend. I got a B in that class though so I was doing something right. I think.   Be more active - Sorta. (ps, I'm only giving color to accomplished goals) When I started working I walked a lot more. Otherwise not so much. I love my couch.   Go trough the toys in the living room - Hmm. I don't know if I even thought about it. I see them but don't "see them". It makes the lazy even happier.   Drink more water - Yeah, no. My motto during themonth was more like I want/need beer/wine/liquor whatever. Stress kids. It's my best friend! (can you read sarcasm?)   My biggest goal was getting a job and I did. That's what matters most!    

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Understand my job a little better. When I don't understand something, I don't

want to do it or I don't like it. Makes me really hard on

myself.

Get mine and Teagan's clothes organized! There's no way that anybody can

see my bed because all the clean clothes are on it. I need to put

them away and sort out Teagan's. It's school time!

Blog 4 days a week. And be ok with it. I feel I need to blog everyday. And

that can causes me to freak out. Because....I already have so much

stress wearing on me. Grrr.

Clean my car out and keep it that way. I'm doing better already.

I live there. Seriously.

Save $10 from the rest of my paychecks this month.

Be more patient with my daughter. I'm sure I could be more patient

with everyone, but the sun doesn't shine out of my

ass to everyone either. Just her!

That's it for this month. And it's already 10 days in. Better get started. That's

really a goal with in itself. See how lazy I am??
Ugh, I hate it.

I promise to have an actual real thought from my head on to a post for you guys on Monday! I have a couple that I started but haven't finished. Better get that shit done I guess. Woohooo!

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Hope you guys can't wait to be ashamed either!

See ya. 

I said My Oh My!

I'm reading 50 Shades of Grey =). And I am sucked in by every word of it. I loooovvveee it. I don't even know why. I just can't get enough. Maybe I'm a perv. It's ok though.

It does have a lot of grammar errors though. And that shiz drives me nuts! I hate Twilight and really thought this was going to be terrible since it was " Twilight fanfare." But it's not even close. I know I have grammar errors and that makes me a hypocrite.

It's a great indulgent read. I'm not taking much from it but I am indulged in Mr. Grey. He looks like this guy in my mind. Yes, that means it's who I want to play him in the movie. I can just imagine how awsesome he would be.

Alexander Skarsgard

And I want a Mr. Grey. I don't care what he's into but the way he loves Ana just melts my heart. It's true absolute love. I see a love story. Of course. I've told you guys I'm really a hopeless romantic. It's complete bullshit and sucks but I really am.

Maybe I'm ok with it because I had read reviews where people listed every negative thing with the book. And I knew that it wasn't going to be great. So that's why I love it. It's like Magic Mike, you have to realize it's gonna be bad but love it for what it is. Terribleness and all. Hahaha. That's fucking deep guys. Wow. Like remember that shit because I doubt it happens very often. Ok, I have another post where I'm getting kinda deep coming up this week. Whatever! Off point here, but that might be a good thing.

I love 50 Shades of Grey. There, I said it. If you disagree and think I'm gross or something that's ok. Just try and love me through it. I give 50 Shades of Grey an A-.