That Wife Girl

I've told y'all that I have a wife. She's mine. And in case you haven't read the post that I mention her in well here ya go....

She has a name but I'm not disclosing it.
We're not really lesbians but I'm sure people think so. Whateva!
We're complete oppisites. Maybe that's why we go so well together.
She's hotter than me!
I will never call her by her name. She will always be wife on here.
She's under wife in my phone.

Hahaha. That's her =) Hopefully she won't mind this pic.

Anyway....So.... this girl has my heart. I adore her and she knows it. We've been through a lot together. And I mean A LOT. It's not really my biz to be posting about it on the inter webs so I can't tell you about some of it. But one thing that I love is that we have some angels that watch us. One of those angels belongs to her. But I still think that she's mine too. And another one of the angels is a great friend we had the pleasure of knowing.

Us with our angel. Excuse us...we're a little wasted.  And I promise I'm not mad!

But this girl has my heart for life. We do/say stupid shit when we're together. Seriously. lol. She even said that to me the other day after I said somethig stupid after what she said. lol.

We met through Boyfriend. They were friends and partied together. She lived in the house that he and I partied at. Well, I don't know if we met through him but our love for each other grew because of him. He's her husband. Of course we decided that together. And I'm ok with it.

So why do I love this girl...well here are some reasons
She brought out the girl in me.
She tauht me the art of the bathroom picture.
She's honest and real to me about everything.
and yada yada yada.....

A friendship like ours is special. And I hope that you can find one too! Here are some more pictures for ya!

I have no idea

hahaha.

Laundry day.

Till Death Do Us Part

Halloween

And that's all for now suckas. You'll hear about her more often. I can guarantee it. Well, there's one last one.

That's love!

I Need Some Help

WTF?!

OK bloggy friends. I need some help. Obviously...

1. You read that in the comments.

2. If you couldn't figure that out by this blog then I'm not doing a good job.

Anyway....

How do I reply to comments? I normally just go and reply to the comments that y'all wonderful

people leave. But people don't read that shit! So...what do I do so that

people can see that I comment back to their wonderfulness?

Huh? Huh? HUH?

I'll have another post tonight. Promise. This just had to be done because I

feel like a little lost puppy and can't take it anymore.

Thanks! 

Hey, I'm a Better Blogger!

Just wanted to let you know that I'm now a better blogger. I linked up my email with my profile! Sorry I didn't do it sooner. lol.

TTFN!

Source: someecards.com via Andrew on Pinterest

Happy Friday Lovelies!

It's Friday it's Friday gotta get down on Fridaaaaaayyyy.

Hahaha sorry, I had to. You know deep down you kinda like it!

I'm gonna link up with Miss Angie from My So-Called Chaos to do my monthly goals. I know I didn't complete most of them but that's just me! Sorry suckas. Been a long month.

June Recap!

- Be more active. fail. No excuses can make this better.

- Drink more water. fail. Ok, half and half. But it's not enough for me to consider it complete.

- Get with my sister for her graduation gift. failed. But I did spend a lot of time

with her!!

- Save money other than for my car payment. fail. I quit my job! No money to

save besides the money I already had.

- Go through tea's toys. fail. yeah. go me.

See kids, this is why I didn't want to post it. Oh well!

July's Goals

Find a J-O-B.  I should have already had one by like two tuesdays ago. Well at least

in my head that's how it feels.

Read 2 books.

Stay up to date on my school work. I'm almost done. I can do this.

And goals from the month before that I'm going to accomplish

- be more active

- go through tea's toys in the living room. (The child has more toys in her room but there are plenty here.)

- drink more water. (I'm already doing good on that one!)

That's all for this month. I'm really going to work on the job. Yep. I need one super bad. That's my main goal.

A Little Post.

I need to link up with Miss Angie and do my monthly goals. Butttt....I don't think I did very well on them so I'll save it for tomorrow.

Today is for

Source: via KaiTlin AliSa on Pinterest

Yes ladies and gentleman (love ya daddy, ya might not wanna keep reading).....Magic Mike!

I Loved It.

 

Not even kidding. Yeah, the plot and the ending were kind of stupid...but it was still awesome. See, I'm not a modest person and I love the word fuck. And this movie had no modesty and the eff word A LOT. Oh....and hot man ass! Who doesn't like hot man ass.

This is all just my opinion of course! I've heard people say why they weren't going to go see it and I didn't judge them, so if you don't like that I've seen it don't judge me. It actually made me happy to hear that not every lady out there thought it would be good or had the urge to see it.

But seriously, if you think you want to see this movie....just go out and see it! You won't regret it. Unless you're my wife. Yeah, she's not really my wife but she's just like one to me. We're super close. I'll tell you about her another day. But she didn't like it. I'm not gonna disclose why though. Y'all don't even know her. lol.




Get to Know Me part II

I'm lazy and didn't want to upload pics and all that good stuff (hahaha) so I figured I'm going to do the second part of get to know me! I really need to do this the same time every week. Oh well.....

oh yeah, I'm linking up with Cat from Stuff I Love!

1. Aside from blogging, what hobbies take up most of your time.
Honestly, blogging is really my only hobby. I hang out with
the coolest 4 year old I know. Oh and I love to read and watch bad tv.

2. What do you consider to be your most unusual hobby?
Ummm....idk. Like I said, not a lot of hobbies. Family and friends...you might
have some ideas. Let me know, so I can let all these fine people know!

3. Do you have any hobbies that people might not expect you to?
Ummm....I collect stilletos. If you see me on a daily basis you wouldn't
expect it. I don't wear them often but I LOVE them.

4. What do you consider to be your greatest hidden talent?
Well, it's not hidden anymore. Writing was at one time though. I hid
it from everybody because I didn't want people to read it and laugh at it. Not
in a haha way but in a mean way.

5. Are there any hobbies that your family takes part in together?
Gawwwdddd, this hobby thing is killer. I'm really boring guys. For real though. lol.
So no, I don't think so.

6. Has a simple hobby ever led you to a great adventure?
I'm writing this here blog so yeah, it has. And I absolutely love it!

7. What is your newest hobby?
Definitely blogging.

8. What's your oldest hobby?
Reading. I love books. Ever since I could kinda sorta read I have been.

9. Is there a hobby you wish you had time or talent for, but it just hasn't happened?
I wish that I was a better photographer. I don't want to make a profession out of it though.
I just want to enjoy my pictures more than I already do. And dance...I used to dance and I loved/still love it. Hopefully someday both of these happen =)

Well, sorry for being such a let down this week guys. I'm not much of a hobby person. The last question could have gone on for forever though. Hopefully I'm better next week.

xoxo

Monday Can Suck It

Yeah, I had a case of the Mondays today. Go me! And I just realized why. I started. ugh. Yes, I went there. I'm a girl, girls pms. So fucking what? lol.

I noticed that I've been whiny/tired/emotional hot mess for a couple of days but just thought it was from my weekend. WRONG! I love aunt flow and her random bullshit.

I was going to post about my wonderful weekend and show you guys a bunchhhh of pictures. *side note I totally wrote signatures instead of pictures* But then I realised that I hadn't even done a part 2 of my vacation.

I might be a shitty blogger here recently. There's a terrible outbreak of hatefulness here lately in blog land. WTF is up with that? One reason I decided to stick with blogging was because the happiness and closeness of the frienships bloggers make. Now it seems a lot of people just want to be mean to each other and it makes me sad. :-/. That's why I haven't been around much. Oh, and I had a bad ass house party on Saturday night.

You guys it was the bomb.com! Hahahaha I've wanted to say that for awhile now. I will have a post about it tomorrow I promise. Don't count on it being super early though. I have to make it up to my little person for being such a bitch today. I feel bad so it's gonna be a day for her. I guarantee that I'll be at the park in this ridiculous fucking heat. EEEEKKKKKK! Oh well! If it makes her smile, it's ok.

Alright guys, that's it for now. Just wanted to have a little chat with you. I'm gonna go hang out with this handsome dude who just brought me a beer! Peace....

hahaha. I'll leave you with a picture of my party. It was good =). That's the handsome man

biting on my sweet new 'stache glasses. Bahahahaha!! It's a little embarassing.